dear self,
no matter what happens this weekend, know that you were excited for it as of 12:49 pm friday afternoon. remember that you mentally prepared through yoga and pilates late last night, clearing your mind and almost faceplanting several times attempting something like twisted halfmoon warrior. what? who even thinks of these moves and decides they have a benefit to the body, besides being able to shrivel up into an awkward pretzel on demand. maybe, just maybe, if i become flexible enough, i can go join the circus. or fit in a very small space for some bank heist. coughoceanselevencough. i mean if my yogaing got me into a room with george clooney brad pitt and matt damon i think id be ok with that. ok rando..
i was walking to work today and (its miserable outside, rain and snow everywhere, damp and disgusting) a car decided to speed down the street into a puddle and splash all over my legs. AWESOME. as if my converse feet werent cold enough, now my legs are wet yeah!
but whatever. im going out tonight. and all weekend. and cooking breakfast for a bajillion people. eeeeeeee.
so i guess i should study for my exam on monday... shit. why do professors do that. its disgusting. no ones going to study, but i really need a good grade. gross. well, work hard play hard.
mmmhmm.
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