Wednesday, June 1, 2011

england hooooo!

so its june first. 1st. 11:05 am. i should be doing some english work, but instead im munching on some veggies and sipping away at my liter bottle of water. it is approximately 85 degrees outside right now. well, at least it was at NINE AM THIS MORNING. 9 am. why do i feel the need to write out numbers? whatever. anyway. its hot as satans balls outside, and i am lovviiinnggg ittt. however, it is increasing my desire for ice cream tenfold, and this is a problem for my waistline. ESPECIALLY because ill be hitting the beach in NO FEWER than 24 days. that will be an interes- amazing vacation. who am i kidding.. every day on the beach from 11 am to 4 pm? laying there and doing nothing? perfection. i want to be black when i get back. lets be serious.

the roof of my mouth is torn to pieces from honey graham Oh's! its a very excited cereal, very excited to cause me BODILY HARM. captain crunch for adults. just as sweet and equally as painful. even more difficult to stop eating. partially hate myself for every bowl in the morning, but its sooo gooooddd. whatever. at 11:15 i will actually begin doing some work. so.

we booked the tickets for england yesterday. or was it the day before? doesnt matter. excited. out of my mind. wedding.. well.. not wedding. clubbing. tattoo. family. shenanigans. its going to be insane. probably the best vacation of my life. because no one will have children and we'll all be beautiful and get drunk and it will be fabulous. i cant wait. i cant stand it. i can wait.. cause when i get back i immediately begin classes. fuck.. not gonna think about it. ENGLANDDDD.

gonna end on a high note. gonna procrastinate for three more glorious minutes, because i hate english 202d. smd.

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